Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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