marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
your parents love me but you hate me
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
its liver damage thursday
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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