he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Randomize
