...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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