but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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