I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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