I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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