so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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