How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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