Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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