Christians are straight up FREAKS
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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