that's an acceptable place to lick
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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