This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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