But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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