I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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