All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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