Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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