have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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