Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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