he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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