Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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