the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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