he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
ok first of all what the fuck
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
