Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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