I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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