She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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