problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i dont even know how to be here
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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