told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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