terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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