was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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