You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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