haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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