He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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