Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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