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My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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