you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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