"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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