Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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