I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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