So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
he just fucked me for my cheese..
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
