I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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