if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
my liver is dry heaving
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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