In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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