Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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