She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
operation harelip BJ is a go
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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