I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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