Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Do plants get herpes?
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