Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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