so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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