just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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