theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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