Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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