At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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