The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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