just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
There's a naked man in my car right now.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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