i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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