We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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